{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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