{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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