{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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Frederick John Horner was a British firefighter, trade unionist and politician, best known for creating the modern Fire Brigades Union.
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Jesse White was an American actor who was best known for his portrayal as \"Ol' Lonely\" the repairman in Maytag television commercials from 1967 to 1988.
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